I see the folks in New Zealand have just realized you can use Gumroad to add Phangs to their kindle without using Amazon. And by see I mean which one of you is sharing links around NZ because my phone just crashed.
I’ve just been verbally smacked upside the head via text by friends because it’s not me sharing the links, so here is your reminder that if you want to buy Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites and don’t want to use Amazon/none of the other links work for your region, you can buy a digital copy directly from my Gumroad Store (X).
And yes, you can indeed send it directly to your kindle without giving Amazon a penny, and here’s how (X) 🥰
Tiktok 1: What’s the weirdest thing about you body that you haven’t gotten fixed yet?
Tiktok 2: (unintelligible) I started having issues hearing out of my right ear so i go to the doctor like any normal person would, and the guy looks in my ear with that little flashlight nozzle thing and he goes, “hm.” And I go, “what?” And he says, “You don’t have an ear canal.”
Well I DID! Haven’t missed any payments, who took it?!
He sends me to the very convenient ear specialist around the corner who then looks in my ear and goes, “JESUS!”
That is not the first thing I want my doctor to say to me! You think you know where this is going and you think it’s gonna be a bug- WRONG.
This man informs me that there is a small tooth-sized bone growing across my ear. So I’m sitting there trying to process this like, “So should I go to the dentist?” And he goes “Oh, no it’s only covering about 60% of your ear canal so as long as it doesn’t start growing more then you don’t need immediate surgery.” So now I can’t go underwater or else it gets trapped behind my ear-tooth!
Also, to the person on twitter who said I wasn’t getting enough action so my body had to start ‘boning’ itself?
Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!
